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Who we are?
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Basically, I come from Mars, and my wife is Venusian, which means our
kids are Marnusians. We both enjoy dry, thin, oxygen-starved air
with a strong tang of chlorine.
We're so sweet that the FDA will not give us their seal of
approval. We're still classified under their
"Sickening" category along with Martha Steward.
We're so lovable that Bin Laden has refused to accept us
as a credible threat.
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Why are you
here?
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Let's face it, you love the abuse and perhaps some of the
pictures. Never fear, you've come to the right place.
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Disclaimer
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If you're the serious type of human
being whose sorry carcass has been sucked dry of humor and frivolity,
then I suggest you click away from this site so you don't get offended.
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General discussions on the
human race
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We're accepting entries on your views of society's ills. Of
course, if those views conflict with our perceptions your posting may
just get trashed.
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If you wish, you can send
money - any denomination...
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As a public service, we offer to apply our expertise and reduce your
accumulation of currency. This expertise has been acquired
over years of careful attention to gluttony, avarice and wastefulness.
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Simple, you like it, you use it but give credit where credit is
due. For high resolution images, send a request via the
"Contact Us" section of the site.
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Jewelry items are available for purchase. All pieces are unique
and if we deem them acceptable, the molds are destroyed. For
custom jewels, please contact the designer via supplied links.
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Holidays are around the
corner... hint, hint... are you sure you're finished shopping for that
special someone??
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