Basically, I come from Mars and my wife is Venusian which means our kids are Marnusians.  We both enjoy dry, thin, oxygen starved air with a strong tang of chlorine.

We're so sweet that the FDA will not give us their seal of approval.  We're still classified under their "Sickening" category along with Martha Steward.

We're so lovable that Bin Laden has refused to accept us as a credible threat.

Let's face it, you love the abuse and perhaps some of the pictures.  Never fear, you've come to the right place.

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