Basically, I come from Mars and my wife is Venusian which
means our kids are Marnusians. We both enjoy dry,
thin, oxygen starved air with a strong tang of chlorine.
We're so sweet that the FDA will not give us their seal of
approval. We're still classified under their
"Sickening" category along with Martha Steward.
We're so lovable that Bin Laden has refused to accept
us as a credible threat.